Not Enough People Are Talking About this Kansas Man Willing to Pay Someone $25,000 to Find a GF

"Feb. 14 (UPI) -- An unlucky-in-love Kansas man is offering a $25,000 reward for setting him up on a date that leads to his having a girlfriend.

Jeff Gebhart, 47, of Prairie Village, said he came up with his unusual dating scheme after some failed attempts at online dating following his last break-up.

"I saw the definition of insanity is doing the same thing again and again and expecting different results, so I knew I couldn't go back to online dating," Gebhart told WDAF-TV."

via Ben Hooper's article on UPI.com

I could be wrong but I am pretty sure that it is more insane to pay someone $25,000 for a girlfriend than it is to use online dating websites. Have you ever had $25,000 in your bank account? If you are a college student like me then there is absolutely no chance. Even if you have a legitimate career, $25,000 is a ton of money to just throw around hoping someone will date you.

There are currently 7.8 BILLION (with a B) people on the Earth. Roughly 3.8 billion of those people are females. Until you go from girl 1 to girl 3,800,000,000 and still don't find someone that wants to date you is it appropriate to throw around 25 racks to find love.

If this guy cares this much about finding a girlfriend, then why not put that $25,000 into yourself? Instead of hosting a $25K bounty on your love life, just put that money into plastic surgery. I mean it can't hurt, right? Just treat yourself as a real-life Mr. Potato Head putting new noses, eyes, or anything on yourself to make yourself look the slightest bit more attractive.

Nose Job: $5,350

Hair Plugs: $10,000

Botox: $750

Average Cost for HGH (you know the steroids to make you look yolked): $2,000

Teeth Whitening: $650

12-month Tanning Membership: anywhere between $50-$100 per session

See, it's pretty doable.

Manage your bank account, toss some money around, and eventually, this guy can become the newest version of Brad Pitt...or just wasted $25,000 to look like a Mii Character that came to life. Until then Jeff, just keep hitting the online dating sticks. Go to bars, nightclubs, restaurants, parks, book clubs, lonely men society meetings, christianmingle.com, or anywhere you have been going to find a girlfriend. But hey, if that doesn't work out, then "Operation Change Your Entire Physical Appearance" is a go.