Drake Just Bought a $620,000 Roulette Table Watch and There is No Chance He Can Read the Time on it

Drake recently flexed his newest “watch” on Instagram and folks, this is the most absurd device used to tell you the time these two eyes have ever seen. If we are being honest, reading a sundial has to be substantially easier and I have absolutely no clue how to read those things. It just seems like an easier concept to understand than the roulette table watch with nothing but numbers surrounding other numbers. Some tell you the time, some lose you thousands of dollars, and none of them work well together at all as a watch.

Now I’ve never been the one to wear a watch for a number of reasons. One, I have an iPhone that can do basically anything in the entire world let alone simply tell me the time. Two, my wrists are about as thick as a broom handle, so putting a watch on might as well be the same as putting a hula hoop on my wrist. Three, watches cost a lot of money. I don’t have a lot of money. In fact I might as well have no money at this point.

This watch alone costs $620,000. More than half a million dollars. I don’t know if life works differently for Drake, but normally when I ask someone what time it is or reach into my pocket to check the time on my phone, it’s normally free. Yup, a whole $0 is spent on finding out the time. Drake apparently needed something that costs $620,000 to tell him the time. It’s just not adding up in my head how this makes sense.

I know watches are a stylish accessory and when you are like Drake and are making so much money that you might as well be printing it in your basement, then a $620,000 watch is probably about the same as me spending $5 on a watch.  However, out of all the designs, you choose a roulette table? As someone who is a regular casino attender (shout-out Twin River Casino in RI...p.s. you guy alone have about 10% of the money I ever earned in my life), roulette is THE WORST game to play. There’s no strategy. There’s no control. It’s just pure and utter chaos with some luck sprinkled in. And if you actually think that there is a strategy in roulette then you’re wrong. When you break it down, it is a ball going around and wheel and you have zero control of the outcome.

I don’t know Drake I just don’t see the vision on this one. But hey, there’s a reason you are worth all the money in the world and I am a college kid blogging about you on my couch.