Which One of These 4 Celebrity Pairings Would Win a Presidential Election?
- Tyler Miller
- Feb 22, 2020
- 4 min read
We are just about to get into the thick of election season and if you have fun talking about politics then I simply cannot trust you as a human being. Talking about politics STINKS. All it does is lead to arguments and divide. I decided to take matters into my own hands and start a hypothetical election season with candidates that the people TRULY want to see. Cast your vote on my very official Twitter poll @tymiller508.

President: Future
Vice President: Young Thug
We are lucky enough to live in the same time period as Future and Young Thug. These two simply can do no wrong. Yeah, they run into some legal trouble here and there, but they are two of the unintentionally funny people in the world. Plus, they have die-hard fanbases that would absolutely vote for the pair if they ran for the next election.
Future said he grew up hanging around older people because he felt as if they were wise and he had knowledge of what was going on. So right off the bat, we know we would have a smart president straight from the source. No need for further investigation. He was also a stud athlete in high school. According to him, he was the 3 or 4 hitter in baseball, the quarterback in football, and the star basketball player because it all was too easy for him. If you have ever seen any high school movie ever, then you know the star athlete is always the most popular one. You're telling me you are going to go against that guy?!
Young Thug is already one to help out the youth. Look at Lil Baby and Gunna for example. They are basically Thug's sons and they are thriving. You let Uncle Thug mold the youth of society and they too can become famous and successful. Also, Thug has the perfect plan to solve the whole national debt nonsense going around. He said "We need money. We need hits. Hits bring money, money brings power, power brings fame, fame changes the game."
Art. Pure art. So we get to have Young Thug songs run the United States? Sign me up ASAP.

President: Will Ferrell
Vice President: John C. Reilly
These two guys are serious contenders for the best comedic pair in entertainment today. Whether it was Step Brothers, Talladega Nights, or countless skits and scenes on the internet, you can't deny these guys go together like cocaine and waffles (shoutout Ricky Bobby).
The two are most known for their roles in Step Brothers and I believe that those characteristics their characters show would translate well to the White House. Name two other people who went from mortal enemies to better friends than these two guys. They know each other's weaknesses just as well as they know their strengths. They already ruined and later saved a billionaire's life, showing that true happiness doesn't mean being the richest person in the world (doubtful), but it is about enjoying the people around you. All these guys would do is try to make the world a better place, all while temporarily messing a few things up here and there. Show me another politician who hasn't made mistakes during his time in office. You simply can't. Why not give these guys a shot then?
In Talladega Nights, they already have that Shake'n'Bake chemistry that no other racers have and that is what made the two so successful. Just imagine, Ferrel and Reilly 2020 "Shake'n'Bake!" signs posted on telephone polls, neighborhood lawns, and displayed across the country. Their slogan alone should give them the edge and make them a serious contender in this hypothetical election.

President: Danny DeVito
Vice President: Kevin Garnett
Okay, to be entirely honest, there really isn't all too great of a reason to pair these two together, other than this one single picture of them I found on the internet. However, these two guys are absolute legends. Danny DeVito has a cult following, particularly through his Frank Reynolds character in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. KG is one of the best NBA players of all time and was never afraid to express his opinion.
DeVito and Garnett share way more similarities than you may think. First, they each lead by example and action. Both of these guys have an aura around them that when you see them in real life, all attention is immediately directed towards them. Second, they each have some all-time quotes showing they aren't afraid to speak their minds and cut to the chase. DeVito once said, "It's fun to be on edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, at least for me anyway." If you are telling me that you aren't going to follow Danny DeVito with every step he takes and every chance he rolls the dice on, then I simply cannot take you seriously. KG has said a multitude of things but has always been seen as his team's leader. Absolute no brainer to listen to whatever Garnett has to say.

President: Brian Griffin
Vice President: Stewie Griffin
The Brian and Stewie combo is perhaps the most slept on pairing out of the group. Stewie has known Brian his entire life and is already a boy-genius. Brian is a TALKING DOG. Do you know any other dogs out there that you can have a conversation with? Nope. In fact, he could probably get his message across better than most politicians.
The biggest advantage the United States would have over every other country with these two in office is that we would be the only country that knows how to time travel. They could go back in time and switch some past events around or go to the future to plan for what is going to come. These guys are professionals and even brought Brian back to life through time travel, so I am confident in their ability to run the country. Will it be unconventional? Yeah, for sure, but that's politics baby. Always keeps you on your toes.
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